Do you have to get a Christmas tree?

Seeing as how it is the season, me and my friend Lou figured we should get a tree. Ya know, make the place a little festive. So we go into town to one of those lots. 40 bucks for a tree? Looked more like a bush. 3 cases of beer is a better deal. So anyway, we hop back in the truck and go looking for a tree. S***. They%26#039;re all over the place. Free too. What sucker spends 40 buck for a dead tree? Guy I know, Jimmy, got a whole bunch behind his barn. So we figure, WTF, take one. I don%26#039;t cotton much to Jimmy anyway. Problem is Lou has already worked his way through half a case of beer before we get there. Now, why Lou had to pick the biggest dang tree there, I don%26#039;t know. That sucker had to be 200 feet tall. Crushed the whole barn when it fell. Jimmy comes running out all p***** off about the barn and s***. Ole Ernie (that%26#039;s my dog) got all het up and started humpimg Jimmys leg. Then Lou threw up in my truck.





Man, I just don%26#039;t know about this Christmas spirit stuff.

Do you have to get a Christmas tree?
my gf drew me a tree. thats our tree. much easier than the crap you went through
Reply:yes of course i have a tree ! i love xmas treezz ! i have a fake 3%26#039; one in my room and a real 8%26#039; one downstairzz yayuhh





[[ oh btw i didnt read that paragraph thing you wrote, its too longg and i dont want to hear your story ]]
Reply:no way dude, get an aluminum pole and have the feats of strength and the airing of greivances
Reply:You dont have to get a tree. You can do whatever the H*** you want for christmas decorate your tree or bush in your yard or something
Reply:yes. and shopping is done also. thanks for asking.
Reply:so is this 200 footer for sale?
Reply:no - not this year - I am in the middle of moving to another state and I really can%26#039;t get into the holiday spirit.


However, I enjoyed your story about yours.


Thanks for the chuckle.
Reply:woah.... u should just not put up christams decorations then.
Reply:If you wait until Christmas Eve the tree lots will let you have a tree for 5 bucks. It won%26#039;t have as many needles but hey, just throw on lots of shiny tinsel and it won%26#039;t matter.





But really, Mr. Truefact, you and your buddy Lou are never going to get any good women if you don%26#039;t civilize yourselves a bit. There%26#039;s a new show on cable tv that you guys need to watch:


Queer Eye for the Trailer Trash Guy.


I think it would really help and if you two could apply to actually be on the show as guests.....that would be terrific.


Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
Reply:i don%26#039;t %26quot;have%26quot; to.....I %26quot;want%26quot; to!
Reply:Sounds like great fun! Hope you towed the tree home behind your p/u truck,.and leaned it on your mobile home.
Reply:%26quot;Lou%26quot;, %26quot;Jimmy%26quot;, %26quot;beer%26quot;, %26quot;biggest dang tree%26quot; and %26quot;barn%26quot;... is it just me or those 5 things say WHITE TRASH all over????
Reply:Get a fake one.
Reply:sounds interesting.
Reply:i haven%26#039;t had a xmas tree in over 10 years...can%26#039;t afford, don%26#039;t have the room for it, haven%26#039;t missed it. lol. okay, i miss it, but only on xmas eve. %26lt;winks%26gt;





**cracking up at henry%26#039;s answer!!! blahahahahahaha, that%26#039;s hella funny.
Reply:No. I never bought a tree and I never will. For one thing, it seems rather silly to kill a living thing for no particular reason.
Reply:no
Reply:That was quite a story.
Reply:lol nice storie, just get a fake one so you can use it over and over.



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